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Do you have a girlfriend?

May 7th, 2009 Andrei Ruse 5 comments

Azi, stateam in labul de info. Dirigu` avea ore cu o clasa de a 9-a. In spatele laboratorului, doi pusti nimerisera peste ceva Soft-Porn nebanat. Dupa un timp se aseaza dirigu` la pc, si vede ce faceau aia. Le blocheaza ecranele, si ii cheama:

  • Guys, please tell me what is your problem?
  • We have no problem sir
  • Yes you have. Why are you watching such movies in school?
  • Sir, you know, we searched something on Google, and when we clicked “I’m feeling lucky”, this movie appeared. We don’t know what is it, it just started
  • No, you watch it for a lot of time, you are at the half of it!
  • No sir, you know…
  • Tell me, do you have girlfriends?
  • No
  • Aaaah, that explains everything. Ok, go back, you have your accounts disabled!
Categories: Uncategorized Tags: dirigu, Funny, ICHB, info

Cec in Constanta

April 3rd, 2008 Andrei Ruse 8 comments

Pentru cine cauta o lista a birourilor CEC in Constanta, am scris mai jos ce am gasit pe CEC.ro in 15 pagini:D

Nr 1: Str Stefan Cel Mare bl M 16
Nr 2: Str Mircea Cel Batran nr 146
Nr 5: Str Albatrosului Nr 4 BL AV 23
Nr 6: Bd Tomis Nr 238 Bl T D 17
Nr 7: Str Eliberarii Nr 24, bl IV 16
Nr 8: Bd Tomis nr 324 Bl ST6
Nr 9: Str Daliei Nr 12 Bl L 119
Nr 10: Sos Mangaliei Nr 71 Bl P F 5
Nr 11: Sos Soveja nr 104 Bl 40 A
Nr 12: Bd I C Bratianu Nr 96 Bl SR 5 Parter
Pct de lucru: Bd tomis nr 79-89
Delfinariu: Bd Mamaia Nr 264 Bl PS5, parter

Categories: Altele Tags: adrese, cec, constanta, info, util

Teza@info

December 11th, 2007 Andrei Ruse No comments

Nu ca am dat eu, dar au dat alti 2 elevi, ramasi cu ea nedata. Si o aud pe profa`: Andreeeeiii te omor! Eu jucandu-ma cu Google Calendar, ma uit sa vad ce s-a intamplat. Unu` din cei 2 care dadeau teza deschisese Yahoo!Mail si cauta mailul de la mine, de unde sa ia rezolvari.

Avand alte subiecte nu cred ca gasea ceva interesant acolo….dar de apreciat efortul:p

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