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Definitia unui geek adevarat

March 29th, 2009 Andrei Ruse 6 comments

Tibi commented on a to-do:

Pana si dumnezeu s-a odihnit duminica, dar hai totusi ca eu ma
apuc de permission system.

In afara de diploma aferenta proiectului, Tibi va primi si de la mine o diploma cu “Status: 101% Working” :) ))

Categories: Uncategorized Tags: Funny, geek, ICHB, programare

Anti plictiseala

December 20th, 2008 Andrei Ruse 4 comments

In caz ca se plictiseste cineva, va arat noua mea descoperire: ALICE. Artificial Intelligence chatbot.

Happy chatting, eu rad de 15 minute.

Human: Do you know Cosmin?
ALICE:  I don’t know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: Do you know Florin Salam?
ALICE:  I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

Human: Are you running Linux?
ALICE: My language is Java, so I’m OS-free. At present I am running on Linux.
Human: I love that you’re running Linux!
ALICE: It’s good to meet someone with such good taste.

Human: What is your e-mail?
ALICE: Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at drwallace@alicebot.org.
Human: Do you use Yahoo Messenger?
ALICE: I use it as often as possible.
Human: What is your Yahoo ID?
ALICE: Are you asking about my Yahoo ID ?
Human: Yes
ALICE: I don’t want to talk about that now.

Human: I like dead Florin Salam.
ALICE: You are not the only one.

Si o greseala mortala de-a mea:))

Human: I am about 6 inches tall
ALICE: Do you mean you are 6 feet tall?
Human: yes
ALICE: Gee.

LE: http://www.ivona.com/say/mzrAooEG - text to speech pentru limba romana

Accesoriu pentru geeks

June 14th, 2008 Andrei Ruse 2 comments

Imi da fratele baghy o poza, care mi-a picat pe suflet. Se potriveste perfect cu ce zice mama mea, ca sunt drogat:D

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Categories: Uncategorized Tags: drogat, Funny, geek, seringa, usb

Stun gun – arme cu electroshoc

March 8th, 2008 Andrei Ruse 8 comments

Acum cateva zile aveam o discutie cu niste colegi despre protectia personala: ca paralizantele nu sunt eficiente, ca briceag e periculos sa ai la tine (daca inamicu are muschi, ti-o iei), idem cu pistol (motivul mentionat mai sus, sa faptul ca daca il omori, intri la bulau), etc.

Si eu zic (vazusem asta vara in Londra) ca dupa parerea mea cea mai ok e o arma electrica (cu electroshock): Costa putin, e mica, si in general nu omoara, dar il lasa pe ala gemand de placere cateva minute. (din cate am auzit, daca il bazai peste 5 secunde are sanse sa moara)

Ptr idee, poze si preturi: Link (1 milion de volti @ 50dolari)

Digg Spy – genial

February 28th, 2008 Andrei Ruse 1 comment

Acum, fiind foarte ocupat cu 2 proiecte de la scoala, ma plictisesc, si am descoperit o chestie noua, super utila ptr fanii Digg: Digg Spy.

Cu chestia asta vezi in timp real tot ce se adauga/digguieste/comenteaza/injura pe digg. Imi place sa ma uit in sectiunea upcoming, si deschid tot ce ma intereseaza in tab-uri noi pana imi crapa ff-ul.

Categories: Despre mine, tech Tags: digg, geek, review, tech, website

Brusli si Cichicean

February 27th, 2008 Andrei Ruse 4 comments

Doi frati din Bucuresti, Brusli si Cichicean Raducan, botezati de parinti dupa numele cunoscutilor actori, specialisti in materie de arte martiale, Bruce Lee si Jackie Chan, au fost batuti intr-o benzinarie din cartierul Grivita.

Continuarea pe Cancan.ro

De la cel mai mare geek dintre geeks :) )

Categories: Funny, Link-uri Tags: Blogosfera, Funny, geek, stiri

[Video] Vista Install in 2 minutes

December 28th, 2007 Andrei Ruse No comments

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